Caroline Houck

Man U(p)

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I’m going to go out on a limb here, and say you probably don’t watch
much soccer. Not to stereotype (I’m stereotyping), but this is America. And the South at that. You probably consider soccer to be a “pansy” sport, or something like that. I’ll be generous and overlook your ignorant, slightly homophobic prejudices. But I can’t pretend you care about soccer, let alone watch it.Read more...

Media-Evil

I am disgusted with the media.Read more...

Reali-Tea

I’ve got a lot of objections. I suppose I could wisely use this space to create some fantastic, Pulitzer Prize winning piece of satire of those objections, but I think I am just going to use this half page to vent my frustrations. My grievances with society will be heard, god damn it, even if it’s only by the few people who make it to the last page of a student publication.Read more...

Ms. Universe Gone Wild

Being the worldly, driven student that I am, every day I make some effort, however small, to educate myself as to the current affairs of the world.
Some might question this practice, demanding to know why I intentionally expose myself to more of the misery this world offers, as if my unending reading assignments don’t supply enough. Others might be confounded as to why I would bother to expand my horizons beyond the idyllic Charlottesville sphere. But as silly and unnecessary as it may seem, I take joy in learning about goings-on in far off corners of the world.Read more...

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