Morgan McGovern

There’s no real easy way to break this to you non-fratstars, so I’m just gonna tell it straight to try and make you actually care: SPE is fuckin’ out, Sig-Ep is fuckin’ in. It’s okay—shhhhh aww, don’t cry. . .We did lose our insane-status party mansion, over one hundred years of beer scum stuck in the floors, and badass American tradition. Good luck to whatever poor bastard the Sigma overlords hire to clean up the place, though; for the love of Pete(’s couch), there’s a half-pipe in one of the rooms on the second floor.Read more...