Psyched about the status quo?
Of course not...
That's why you want to join the Declaration.
We know the university's plastic grin disturbs you. It disturbs us too, friend.
The only sane response is to dig, expose, rant, and make fun.
So join the Dec. It'll make you really happy.
Tuesdays, 8pm, basement of Newcomb.
Interested in writing for the Dec? Contact us!