Volume 37, Issue 13

By Alex Dimitri

By Alex Dimitri

By Alex Dimitri

By Sabrina Ghumman

By Hannah Barefoot

By Ekaterina Beletskaya

1. The dec, of course!
2. Zombie TJ. You’ll see...
3. OMG, stress!
4. Squirrels, so many
5. Walk of shame. Get used to it.
6. Are these still cool?
7. Your professor’s sweet ‘stache
8. Construction - 6am. Outside your bedroom.
9. Look out! H1N1 virus!
10. Book smarts.
11. Rainbows!
12. Well, duh.
13. (FREE SPACE) Get used to seeing this
14. Instead of the lawn, one can also streak the library!
15. Hobo chic is back
16. Alumni, what what.
17. Seersucker (undergrad)
18. HOT SAUCE
19. Tweed (grad student)
20. Street smartsRead more...

Once more I find myself, my friends, my hopeful lovers, and (of course) enemies returning to the University with a great energy and a heavy, throbbing pulse, which taps into everyone via the topmost part of the cranium. Incendiary flames from heaven pour in and lift us up to ride high across these Grounds. This situation, coupled with each individual’s orientation to it, provides ideal circumstances for reflection, meditation, and self-development.Read more...

Why is it that when something at our university is the oldest, it is regarded as the best? The oldest a capella group, the oldest debate society, the oldest dorms—when you think about it, it doesn’t make much sense. But out with the new and in with the old, as they say. I’m proposing to start the oldest club in the whole world: the Prostitution Club. It is the perfect club. It is fun, traditional (as it is the oldest profession in the world), and a great résumé buffer. What’s that I hear? Oh yeah, it’s a phone ringing about the great internship you just got.Read more...

As I finished my last exam on the afternoon of May 4th, I was faced with four months of sporadic employment and copious time to be spent in a relatively sparsely populated Charlottesville. Living in a house with several U.Va. alumni, closer to downtown than the Corner, and working as an in-house roadie at the Tea Bazaar, a music venue and hookah bar on the Downtown Mall, I had the pleasure of seeing local and touring bands for free. My nights off were spent exploring other venues and seeing what they had to offer music-wise.Read more...